Description
When reality hits too hard and HR won’t approve your PTO request, there’s only one thing left to do: grab the Fukitol Tumbler and sip like you’ve got better coping skills than you actually do.
Designed like a prescription bottle for the modern burnout, this stainless steel tumbler is the perfect daily reminder that hydration is cheaper than therapy — and sarcasm is still free.
Labeled for “Adult Dosage Only,” it pairs well with caffeine, chaos, and silently screaming into the void.
Available in 20 oz or 30 oz — choose your dose.
Made from insulated stainless steel with a lid and straw — like a chill pill you can drink from.
Perfect for teachers, nurses, therapists, overworked parents, and anyone who’s ever Googled “how to fake your own disappearance.”
May cause side effects including eyerolls, belly laughs, and mild HR violations.
💊 Because some days, water isn’t enough. You need a double shot of “Nope.”
