Description
Side effects may include laughter, sarcasm, and sudden urges to walk out mid-shift. The MightQuit My Job Tumbler is your prescription-strength stress reliever for everything work throws at you — minus the awkward HR meetings.
Designed like the cold medicine bottle that saved your childhood, this tumbler spoofs the adult version of survival:
“Whiskey, Spirits fermenti, Overworkedus maximus.”
Cures include workplace bullsh*t, coworker drama, micromanagers, mental aches, pain in the a**, smokers cough (from standing outside talking trash), Sunday scaries, and spontaneous quitting syndrome.
Available in 20 oz or 30 oz capacity — whether you’re mildly irritated or having a full-blown meltdown.
Made from insulated stainless steel to keep your drink hotter than your rage.
Comes with a lid and straw for controlled sipping… or chaotic stress-chugging.
⚠️ Warning: Not FDA approved, but strongly endorsed by your last brain cell.
