Deck Ape Co

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Questions

Are your products handmade?

Let’s keep it real — I don’t blow glass or press paper. But the candles, shirts, designs, and custom work? That’s all me. I hand-pour, press, print, and package each order in-house. This isn’t mass-produced junk. It’s small-batch gear, made with purpose, not pushed off an assembly line.

What’s the deal with shipping?

We ship within 3–5 business days. Each order gets handled with the same care we put into the product. You’ll get tracking the moment it’s headed your way. Delays? We hate ‘em too — but if one hits, we’ll square it away.

Do you take custom orders?

Got a squad you want to rep? A message that needs to live on a shirt or candle? Hit us up. We can’t promise we’ll say yes to everything — but if it fits the mission, we’re in.

What if my image is low-res or blurry?

We’ll try to work our magic, but no promises. If it’s grainier than a ’90s soap opera, we’ll reach out before printing.

Can I return or exchange something?

If something’s wrong — we fix it. Period. Reach out within 7 days of receiving your order. We don’t resell returns, so all we ask is honesty and respect. We’ll return the same.

Do you sell anything besides shirts, candles, and tumblers?

This isn’t Amazon — we don’t list everything we’re capable of. Got a wild idea? Reach out. If it fits our vibe, we’ll figure out how to build it.

Can I support the brand without buying something?

Hell yeah. Share the site. Tell your crew. Rock your gear loud. We grow through word of mouth, not billboards. If the message hits home — spread it.

What’s in your candles — and what do they smell like?

We use 100% soy wax — no blends, no BS. Every candle’s hand-poured in small batches, the way it should be. Scents rotate based on what’s in stock, but they’re always grounded, bold, and built like we are — sharp, clean, and unapologetically real. Nothing floral. Nothing frilly. Just candles that hold the line and burn with purpose. Looking for something specific? Hit us up — we might already have one standing by.

Where are you based?

Posted up in Colorado — high ground, hard winters, and a work ethic forged under pressure. Every order’s built in-house, packed with purpose, and shipped from a place where grit ain’t optional — it’s required.